Lol. The Depravity

George Bush went to a primary school to talk to the kids and get a little PR for his campaign. After his talk he offered some question time. One little boy put up his hand and George asked him his name. "Billy" responded the little boy. "And what is your question, Billy?"



"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"



Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kids that they would continue after recess. When they resumed, George said, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy put up his hand. George pointed him out and asked him his name. "Steve", he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"



"Actually, I have 5 questions,sir. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?